Are you insane?

Do you have a screw loose? You really are a glutton for punishment, aren’t you? Why do you continue to visit my site leaving the trails of your unicorn and velveteen rabbit faggotry behind? This is a site for real men. Understand? REAL MEN. Men who fuck men are double the man. They’re supermen. They are not limp wristed girlymen like you and the only thing you’re good for is your hole. I’m sure that orifice of yours has been used so much that I’d need to strap a 2×4 to my ass so I don’t fall in if I gave you the pleasure of a shafting. Probably still better than sloshing around in a sloppy vagina but also probably not by much. I’d rather torture you. Or at least torture you at first, and then when your asshole is clenched tight, then maybe, just maybe I’ll insert my manhood in there. Asshole! I wonder if you’re the Craigslist poster who offered imitation crab meat for touching dick but maintained that he “wasn’t gay.”